Competitions

2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament

tonyDo you have a really big hard pole and aren’t afraid to get it wet in deep nether regions? Do you like to shake it, fling it and polish it while you tease fish heads with tasty treats exploding from its tip? Then this competition may be just what you desire. Join 2 Tuff Tony, who truly sleeps with the fishes in more ways than one, as he once again hosts this fishing tournament that pits man against elusive predator to see who can catch the biggest STDs of all (hey…that’s soaked tenacious denizens)! Prizes will be determined by the combined weight of each competitor’s three biggest fish caught: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place - $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should bring all of their own fishing gear, bait and a bucket (limit of two fishing poles per competitor). Only those fish caught during the contest (and witnessed by a judge) will be counted. Those wishing to compete should show up at the Seminar Tent between 7:30 am – 8 am (don’t be late).

 

Art Contest

artcontestDo you like sculpting DJ Clay out of clay, painting your own ass with smiley faces, or taking photos of man nipples? Juggalos, without question, are some of the most artistic ninjas on the planet and it’s time for them to rise up in this muddafocko! Every artist may enter 1 to 3 visual works of art (sculpting, painting, computer graphics, photography, etc.) for this contest. A panel of judges will then rate each exhibit on technical skill, originality and inspiration to determine who the top three winners are, which will be announced at 1 pm. Even if you don’t enter, make sure to stop by to check out all the mad fresh artwork on display! Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should drop off their artwork between 11am - Noon and then pick them back up between 1 - 1:30pm. Display shelves sand tables will be provided but feel free to bring your own easels.

 

Costume Contest

costumeHere is where the lines of expectable attire are blurred into comical and often unusual fashion. This contest is as if Halloween, Mardi Gras and LSD were all put into the Power Grind Pro Juicer to create all the photonutrient diarrhea-inducing entertainment juice you can stomach. If you think you have the artistic bravado then enter with whatever costume you can piece together or simply stop by to witness this bizarre spectacle and sink your teeth into all the chapless, string bikini-exposed, cross dressing-ass you can take. Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.

Dark Carnival Games Event

sahngrilaThis event, brought to you by the fiendish ninjas at Dark Carnival Games, is comprised of three different gaming events all happening under one roof. If you’re a gamer then this is where you want to be!

 

Morton’s List: Ninja Shadow Clan Tournament

Hosted by Nathan Prime (one of the creators) and the Ninjas of Smoke crew, is the tournament that pits different Inner Circles against one another to see who has the greatest Quest experience of all. Prizes: Members of the winning Inner Circle will each be given a Dark Carnival metal charm and a signed copy of Morton’s List. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and players do not need to know how to play to compete.

Quest for Shangri-La Board Game Tournament

Hosted by Jumpsteady (one of the creators),this is the tournament to prove once and for all who the undisputed world champion is. Players will first play a game, and then all the winners will battle it out in a final game to determine the ultimate victor. Prize: First Place: Dark Carnival metal charm and a near mint copy of the Quest for Shangri-La. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins (24 players max) and players do not need to know how to play to compete.

Texas Hold ‘Em Bounty Tournament

Players battle it out in this game to determine who will possess all the chips in the end. If you should happen to knock out the mystery celebrity player then you will be awarded the special bounty prize. Prizes: First Place – Dark Carnival metal charm and $100 gift certificate; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; Third Place – $50 gift certificate; Bounty Prize: Silver Hatchetman Charm. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins (48 players max) and must know how to play the game and deal.

Faygo Launching Contest

faygocontestThe creators of Faygo could never have imagined, in their darkest carbonated soaked wet dreams, their product being used in such a perverse nature. This contest is simple: Competitors are each afforded two 2-liters of Faygo so they can attempt to propel them the farthest from the stage using any method they desire. This high flying exercise in frivolous fun is bound to be explosive to say the least, so don’t miss your chance to be crowned this year’s fabulous Faygo King. Prize: Furthest distance – $200 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (100 competitors max).

Flow Master Rap Battle

rapbattleThis is where those who have mastered the riddle of steel will battle to prove their worth. It’s a gladiatorial freestyle arena, where true MCs will be born in a trial of soul, blood and tears as they fell their opponents with rhythmic words sharper than any blade. The dreams of a few will become like broken things to be trampled under the ridicule of a merciless foe, while others will continually rise in the ranks to bask in the glory of the roar of a bloodthirsty crowd. Each rapper will first freestyle to the audience for 60 seconds (the beat will be provided). The judges will then determine which 8 will move on to the final round on Saturday. The final round will then consist of an elimination style battle where two rappers at a time will compete directly against each other with the winner of each round being determined by the judges (who will take crowd reaction into heavy consideration). This will continue until there is only one. Final Round Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, and $500 in cash; Second Place – $200 gift certificate; and Third Place – $100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

Juggalo Family Feud

FamilyFeud2007LogoGet your crew of 3-5 players together and come on down for your chance to win big prizes! Much like the game show of its namesake, each Juggalo crew will face off against another crew by trying to answer survey questions that were previously posted to 100 Juggalos. Contestants then try to guess how most of the Juggalos surveyed would have answered. The first crew to earn 300 points wins the game and moves on to the Fast Money round! Multiple games will be run each night. If you don’t want to play then you can always watch and be entertained as the ridiculousness unfolds. Prizes: Members of the winning crew will receive a collectable Dark Carnival logo watch. If the winning crew also wins the Fast Money round then they will also receive $200 in gift certificates. Crews of 3-5 wishing to compete can show up at any time. The game show is running on a first come, first serve basis.

Juggalo Gong Show

Juggalo Gong Show FontAre you an artistic ninja bubbling with raw unadulterated talent just waiting for your chance to share it with the Juggalo World? Do you like big prizes, blowup dolls and obese lap-dancing man babies? Well, look no further because this contest, hosted by the manic and ambiguously gay Chuck Bareass, is for you! All may participate (either alone or with any number of friends) by performing for up to 2 minutes to showcase whatever talent they wish (except rapping), whether it be impressive, gross or just plain silly (i.e. standup, playing the flute, line dancing, puppetry, burp talking etc.). Three judges will either “gong” the contestant to eliminate them mid-performance or rate them on a scale of one out of ten. Top three scores win!Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, tube of Preparation H and a Pringles can full of $73.25 in nickels; Second Place – $80 in gift certificates, a lap dance from a Gong Show dancer of your choice, and a blowup doll; and Third Place –serenade by a mystery singer who will present you with a mystery gift. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. Music will be provided if needed (feel free to bring your own).

Lingerie Contest

lingerieJuggalettes, it's time to dig out those Frederick’s of Hollywood stockings, snap on those garters, and hike up your sexiest pair of panties. Or just wear whatever makes YOU feel sexy and beautiful, even if it's a pair of Kmart cotton drawers that come four to a pack. Either way, it’s time to strut your bountiful stuff at the Gathering Lingerie Contest. Leather? Lace? Vinyl? Whatever tickles your fancy (and other locations). Just put on your best lingerie and prepare to set that stage on fire with your hotness! Prizes: First Place – $300 in cash; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with lingerie or equivalent. A private dressing room will be provided.

Miss Juggalette Pageant

JuggaletteThis pageant is all about paying homage to the beauty, wit and strength that is inherent in all our Juggalettes.   It’s the pinnacle of all Gathering contests as it affords the chance for a few to display all the attributes that makes our women so captivating. All who take the stage are stars but one among them will shine brighter than the rest and be crowned this year’s prestigious Juggalette Queen! This pageant is composed of three rounds: #1: Personality - where the contestants answer a question. #2: Talent - where contestants show off a skill (dancing, singing, ninjitsu etc.) and #3: Swimsuit competition! Judges will then tally the scores from all three rounds (taking crowd reaction into heavy consideration) to determine who will become this year’s Queen! Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, $200 in cash and a backstage pass; Second Place – $200 gift certificate; and Third Place – $100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.

Ninja Olympics

ninjaThis martial arts competition, which embodies the spirit of the elusive ninja warrior, is one that should not be entered foolhardily. Here combatants will pit equal parts of prowess, strength, guile, and quickness in a battle to the simulated death until all other ninjas lay destroyed and only one remains. There will be five rounds in all to find out who will be victorious. In each round ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance into the next round. #1: Spears (using foam tipped spears). #2: Short Swords (using foam swords). #3: Sumo Wrestling. #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). #5: Three vs. One Battle (ninjas try to last the longest against three other ninjas using pugil sticks). Ninjas referees will oversee the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of five. In the end there can be only one. Can you be the last ninja standing? Prize: Last ninja standing – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Ninja Olympic Medal, blinged out ninja suit and a ninja escort to take you and a friend to all backstage areas from 6pm till midnight on the following day. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (32 competitors max – first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line).

The Neden Game

theneddengameDo you wanna chance to win a date with a sexy Juggalette or Juggalo that will take place in the backstage (and potentially backdoor) area? Then you don’t wanna miss out on what is basically an R-rated version of the classic “Dating Game” show on crack. During the two rounds of this game show, five contestants will be pulled from the crowd who will then answer revealing questions from a would-be suitor, who will remain hidden from view until he or she chooses a winner. For the first round contestants will try to win a date with a debonair Juggalo, with the second round being a beautiful Juggalette. The winner of each round will then go on a date from 8 pm to midnight, with their dates also acting as their personal backstage escort!

Wet T-Shirt Competition

wetshritFaygo exploding off of jiggling curves in a slow motion expanse of colorful glistening drops in the afternoon sun. Soaked, scantily clad Juggalettes frolicking gleefully as their laughter is lost in the drowning roar of the excited crowd. Things bounce, while others harden against cloth stretching to contain them. This is as if your fantasies came to life. Music, Juggalettes, and Faygo; what more could you ask for? Prizes: First Place – $300 in cash; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with a white T-shirt if possible. A private dressing room will be provided.