Beat the DJ Game Show
Wednesday & Thursday Night: 1:30–3:30am / Seminar Tent
Remember the Name-That-Tune game show? Well, fuck that. In comparison to what’s about to go down at the Gathering of the Juggalos, consider that old crusty shit more like “Name-That-Dune.” Because when Juggalos are in the mix, shit’s about to get wild! This Name-That-Tune style game show hosted by Kegan the Creep Ass and DJ Shimmy D is sheer madness, putting your underground music knowledge to the test! Three competitors face against each other as they try to name classic underground songs as quickly as possible. This game will test each player’s musical knowledge to the limit in four different challenges to determine who among them is a TRUE underground musical guru!
Prizes: The winner of each game will receive a GOTJ Zippo Lighter and go onto a bonus round for a chance to win a $50 gift certificate.
Friday: 5–6pm / Carousel Stage
It’s no secret that Juggalos are some of the most creative people on the face of the Earth. This contest puts that to the test! Here you will see some truly imaginative creations, from the straight-up artistic, to perverted and raunchy, to downright sick! From giant 7-foot-axe welding killer clowns to pieces of walking weed buds and everything in between. Whatever costume you have assembled or created—it’s all good in the costume clad hood! If you don’t wish to compete, then make sure to check out this tried-and-true Gathering classic as you cheer your favorites on to victory!
Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.
Faygo Launching Contest
Thursday: 1–2pm / Carousel Stage
3…2…1…BLAST OFF! Want to launch a 2 liter of bubbly Faygo goodness to see if you have what it takes to go the distance and make the grade? Want to see sparkling carbonated pleasure propelling sugary rockets high into the sky? Want to beat all others in a skill Juggalos have been perfecting since the very first ICP show? Well then this is for you! The task is simple…see how far you can launch a 2 liter of Faygo from the stage with two tries. Use whatever technique you desire to win!
Prize: Furthest distance–$100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (100 competitors max).
Flow Master Rap Battle
Friday: 2–5pm / The Fun House
Calling all dope MCs! This is your battleground, where the illest MCs battle each other with verbal artillery to determine who the master of the mic truly is! It’s an energized competition that showcases each rapper’s freestyle abilities before a crowd of their Juggalo peers. However, make no mistake…this is war and no mercy will be given. For this contest, each rapper will first freestyle for 60 seconds to a provided beat. The judges will then determine who will move onto the final round, which will consist of an elimination style battle, where two rappers at a time will compete directly against each other. In the end there can be only one!
Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, and $300 in cash; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Into the Echoside Head’s Up Tournament
Thursday: Noon–1pm / Autograph Tent
As the demonic horde of the Nethervoid crosses into our world, a brave band of warriors attempts to reach the underbelly of the Dark Carnival to enlist the aid of a supernal creature known only as the Oracle of the Three Rings! The light of humanity is fading and hope dwindles—will you heed the call to embark on this epic quest? The fate of us all could very well depend on it! Featuring the Oracle of the Three Rings expansion, this head’s up tournament may not be an easy win, but the battle will be well worth its epic and legendary freshness, foretelling of memories that will last a lifetime! Who will be the GOTJ 2018 Echoside champion? Find out Thursday at Noon! Note the tent will be air conditioned for maximum player chillaxation.
Prize: First Place Only—Into the Echoside Plaque and a set of 15 foil Epic cards. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins, and players do not need to know how to play to compete.
Friday Night: 1:30–2:30am / Seminar Tent
Juggalettes, it’s time to come out to play in your sexiest sleepwear! Free yourself of more restrictive clothing as you go down to the (almost bare) essentials of silk, satin, lace, or leather. Then show off your beautiful curves as you parade your alluring wears to the adoration of a live audience. Hosted by the Juggalette supermodel herself, Nekolette Necro, get ready for the stage to be set on fire with an alluring spectacle that you will remember in your fantasies for a long time to cum (pun intended).
Prizes: First Place—$300 in cash; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with lingerie or equivalent. A private dressing room will be provided.
Morton’s List & Juggalos Against Sanity Tournaments
Thursday Night: 12:30–3:30am / Autograph Tent
Join is for a night of hilarity, debauchery and adventure by playing in one of these two tournaments taking place at the same time. Morton’s List is game of random reality that engages players to conduct real life quests where literally anything can and probably will happen. Juggalos Against Sanity is a simple fast-paced card game that crosses all lines of human decency and is rude, profane, offensive, unapologetic, and above all else fun!
Morton’s List Prizes: Morton’s List Amulets will be awarded to each member of the Inner Circle deemed the worthiest. Juggalos Against Sanity Prizes: First Place Only–Juggalos Against Sanity Plaque & a set of 10 JAS promo cards. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournaments begin.
Saturday: Noon–1pm / Seminar Tent
Has your body been penetrated thousands upon thousands of times, leaving it a canvas of amazing artwork that evokes the admiration of all who see it? Then this competition is for you! A panel of judges will rate all tattoos presented based on size, originality, and quality to determine who the top three winners are! If you’re not a competitor, then stop by to check out the amazing display of ink that is the best that the Juggalo world has to offer!
Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place—$50 gift certificate; and Third Place—$20 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Texas Holdem & Quest for Shangri-La Tournaments
Wednesday Night: 12:30–3:30am / Autograph Tent
Pit your skills against others who represent the best of the best in the Juggalo World! These two separate tournaments will be happening at the same time under one big top as players battle it out to determine this year’s Juggalo Texas Hold’em and Quest for Shangri-La GOTJ champions! But it won’t be easy—rest assured that every ruthless tactic will be utilized, and no quarters will be drawn! So ante up and grab a homie…it’s Juggalo Texas Hold’em and Quest at its best at the GOTJ! Texas Hold’em
Prizes: First Place—Juggalo Texas Hold’em Plaque & $100 gift certificate; Second Place—$50 gift certificate; Third Place—$20 gift certificate. Quest for Shangri-La Prizes: First Place Only–Quest for Shangri-La Plaque & a set of 10 holographic ending cards. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournaments begin and must know how to play the game they wish to compete in.
The Miss Juggalette Contest
Saturday: 5–6pm / Carousel Stage
No title is more sought-after, more prestigious, or more challenging to achieve than that of the honored and hallowed Juggalette Queen! It will take a radiant beauty, who personifies the highest qualities of our Family and community, to achieve and be deemed worthy of the beaming, diamond crown. Known the world over, this pageant pays homage to the beauty, personality, and talent of our beloved sisters, the Juggalettes! Can you hear the roar of the crowd? Could they even be calling your name? This pageant has three rounds: #1: Personality, where contestants answer a question; #2: Talent, where contestants show off a skill (fire-breathing, gymnastics, singing, juggling, dancing, rapping); and #3: Swimsuit! Judges will then tally all the scores (taking crowd reaction into consideration) to determine who will be crowned this year’s Queen!
Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $200 gift certificate; Second Place—$200 gift certificate; and Third Place—$100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided, as well as any music needed for the talent round.
The Neden Game
Saturday: 1–2pm / Carousel Stage
You like Neden? Are you a sweet, sensuous maker of love? Then we have the game for you! Five players will be chosen from the crowd for each round of this hilarious game show for a chance to win a date with a sexy hottie or studly ninja. Contestants will answer rather bizarre, risqué, and revealing questions from their perspective suitor, who will remain hidden from view the entire time. If you want to win, you will have to do it on personality alone. So step up and see if you got what it takes to be a master of seduction and most eligible bachelor or bachelorette!
Prize: The winner of each game will get to go a date (8pm–mid) with their newfound romantic interest while hanging out in the Big Top backstage area for ICP’s grand finale and Faygo Armageddon!!!
Wet T-Shirt Contest
Thursday: 5–6pm / Carousel Stage
Juggalettes, Faygo, and wet t-shirts…it just doesn’t get any better than this! Pump your fist up and down real fast as you watch these wet half naked hotties glistening in the afternoon sun as they bathe in a shower of carbonated pleasure. Then at the climax of this twerk-tastic competition, as it all comes spewing out while you sit back with a contented smile, you will realize that at this contest everyone wins…especially the spectators.
Prizes: First Place—$300 in cash; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with a white t-shirt, if possible. A private dressing room will be provided.